"if you are a giver, please know your limits, because the takers dont have any"
"just made an eye appointment, because i dont know what i saw in you"
"dont compare yourself with others, everyone is better than you"
"that move you scared to make might be da one"
"ill tell you later"
tell me now or ima throw up
never shooting my shot again
if we texting past 12am ur replies gotta be within seconds
i like dates i like quality time i like reassurance i like reciprocated energy
bro i cant hear without the subtitles on
maybe my soulmate died idk
no more talking stages i have nothing to say
that "come see me" hits different when you like them... like ill teleport to you right now
girls are like im sorry for ruining your perception of love can we be friends again
a lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women
one day i post 10 stories and then go missing for 2 months
i am in the top .05% of listeners.. to my girlfriend when she is saying stuff
if you eat breakfast every morning ima just assume you got your life figured out
you ever spend so much u scared to check your bank account
ice water + gum - just to feel something
i still use pinky promises as a legit form of trust
how do yall have gfs they r so mean
we dating in my head so idc
i dont usually date but when i do, i date the wrong person
i really love getting updated without asking?? like yes pls be safe & tell me if youre busy so i wont disturb you in the mean time
if u got me, i got u
who tf declines calls and texts wassup : me
i wish we had subtitles in real life bc i really cant hear anything anyone is saying to me
friend: she likes guys who have class
me: ok
(later on date)
her: wht do u do
me: *getting up* i have to go i have calculus
i do not care what situation we in, im gonna tell a joke
being single isnt winning, but being with the wrong person isnt winning either
i bet you talk to a lot of people
my DMS: blank
yall relationships truly inspire me.. to be single
youre the < to my 3 <3
i ask for snuggles but all i get are struggles
are u ok
no i keep imagining scenarios in my head that will never happen
i dont flirt, talking shit is my love language
"ur so chill" thanks i gave up
"wyd" who tf knows bro
we all got played by a mf that wanted us first
what should i do, im extremely stupid
best starbucks drink: iced vanilla latte blonde roast with almond milk and one extra pump of vanilla
another starbucks:
white choc caramel frappe, 1 og nut blend
2 hazelnut syrup
whats your net worth
probably could sell it for like $15 (an actual net)
wtf was i thinking like i was going to be in a relationship im a fucking a fucking pyscho thats why thats why im good at what i do
put in umbrella - hi my name is __ i promised myself that if i ever found someone that loved the rain as much as i did, i would ask them out
best approach - guess her nationality or ask her if shes from a different country